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8 spots · one family goal

Brand My Robot Chef

How 8 sponsor spots could put healthy dinners back on our table.

Help us trade late fast-food stops after activities for real food, a healthier routine for our kid, and more time together. If we reach our stretch goal, Grandma gets one too.

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Front view Spots 1, 2, 5 to 8
Front view of the Posha kitchen robot
Side view Spots 3 and 4 on the side bar
Side view showing the upper sponsor bar on the Posha kitchen robot
Family-friendly brands only No charge before the final 72 hours Logo approved by hand Permanent sponsor link
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Which spot will put your brand at our dinner table?

Every spot starts at $100. Choose your placement, upload your logo, and bid. The highest approved bid wins that spot.

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1 Top Left
M Medium
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2 Top Right
L Large
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3 Left Side Upper
S Small
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4 Right Side Upper
S Small
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5 Below Controls 1
S Small
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6 Below Controls 2
S Small
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7 Below Controls 3
S Small
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8 Below Controls 4
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The late nights we realized fast food was stealing more than dinner.

We are not influencers. We are the parents pulling away from after-school activities at 7:30, 8:30, and sometimes close to 9:30 at night with everyone hungry and the easiest answer glowing from a drive-thru sign.

Between school, work, activities, homework, laundry, and bedtime, dinner keeps becoming the thing we solve on the way home. Too often that means another fast-food bag, another soda we are trying to cut back on, and another meal eaten late and in a rush.

We want our kid to grow up seeing real food on the table. We want more vegetables, fewer emergency nuggets, and enough breathing room to sit down and hear about the best and worst parts of the day.

The Posha can handle the stirring and cooking while we handle homework, backpacks, bath time, and all the little things that make a family a family. We add the ingredients, choose a recipe, and let dinner cook while life keeps moving.

Our stretch goal

Grandma gets one too.

Grandma still wants the comfort, independence, and nutrition of meals made in her own kitchen, but cooking is getting harder for her. Our stretch goal buys her a Posha too, so good food can keep happening at her house and family meals can stay part of both homes. The same sponsors appear in both kitchens.

You can put your brand in our kitchen in 3 simple steps.

1

Pick your spot

Choose one of eight placements in three sizes. Premium spots stay front and center.

2

Win the bid

We verify your card without charging it. During the final 72 hours, the current leader approves a refundable 10% card hold.

3

Send your sticker

Upload your logo when you bid. After approval, it appears on the live board and we prepare it for the real robot.

Exactly where every sponsor dollar goes.

Posha Kitchen Robot $1,500
Circle Membership (1 year) $140
Kitchen add-ons $200
Sticker printing & shipping $40
$0 Goal: $1,880

Why our stretch goal matters so much

At $3,760, we can buy a second Posha for Grandma. That means nutritious meals can keep cooking in her own kitchen, and every winning sponsor appears in both homes.

What's a Posha? →

What busy parents and thoughtful sponsors usually ask us.

Completely real. We are a real family trying to make weeknights healthier and less frantic. The Posha is a real kitchen robot, and the winning stickers will be real vinyl on the appliance in our kitchen.
Honestly, we ask ourselves that too. Then an activity runs late, the drive home starts at 7:30 or even 9:30, and everyone is hungry enough to choose the first drive-thru we see. The Posha lets us prep earlier and handles the cooking while we are away. A real dinner can be waiting when we finally get home.
Your logo gets seen by:
  • Our family whenever the robot helps make dinner
  • Friends and other parents who come over and immediately ask what that machine is
  • Kids who will almost certainly think a robot chef is the coolest thing in the kitchen
  • Our social audience as we share meals, family routines, wins, and very real cooking fails
  • This website with a permanent link to your site
  • Grandma's kitchen if we hit our stretch goal (your brand goes on her Posha too)
Early in the auction, Stripe verifies and securely saves your card without charging it. During the final 72 hours, the current leader approves a temporary 10% authorization hold. If you are outbid, we release it. Winners receive a secure payment link and have 24 hours to pay. If a winner does not pay, we release the hold and offer the spot to the runner-up.
You get an honorable mention in the bid history and the chance to swing back. Outbids need to beat the current bid by at least $10.
Almost. We approve every sponsor by hand because this robot sits in the kitchen where our kid eats and our family gathers. Family-friendly brands only. If we cannot approve your brand, any card hold is released.
Your choice! You can mail us your own die-cut vinyl sticker, or send us a high-resolution logo file and we'll print one for you. We'll confirm the size based on your spot before anything gets applied.
We cannot promise a magic number. We are building this in public as a real family, not pretending to be a giant media company. What we can promise is a visible sticker, a permanent sponsor link, sponsor tags, and an honest stream of family meals, healthy wins, and learning-as-we-go moments.